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  • April 15 has come and gone, but millions now have until Oct. 15 to file their 2008 returns. And millions more have 2009 tax planning to do.
  • There are plenty of year-round tax dates to keep track of, as well as lots of tax-saving moves you can make between Jan. 1 and Dec. 31.
    Find them here each month.


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  • July 1: You're halfway through the year. Now's the perfect time to make some midyear tax moves that could cut your 2009 IRS bill. If your life has changed significantly since the beginning of the year, adjust your withholding to more accurately reflect your new life, and tax, situation. Just give your employer a new W-4.

    July 4: Happy Independence Day! Celebrate your independence from future tax hassles. Hire a tax professional now to help get your tax life in shape while there's still plenty of time to plan.

    July 10: Does your job include tips? If so and you received $20 in tips in June, use Form 4070 to report them today to your employer.

    July 17: Are your kids at day camp while you work? You might be able to use that expense to claim the child and dependent care credit to cover some of the costs.

    July 21: It's been summer for month. How's your air conditioner holding up? If you need a new one, make sure it's energy efficient; that way on your 2009 tax return you can claim a tax credit for 30 percent of the cost, up to $1,500. Other energy-saving home improvements also qualify. Get the details at EnergyStar.gov.

    July 31: If you kids are older and working summer jobs, make sure they understand their tax responsibilities. You also can help your youngster get a nest egg head start by helping him or her open a Roth IRA with some of those summer earnings.

    Small Business Tax Calendar -- July: Important filing, deposit and record keeping dates your company needs to know.

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Tax Terms

  • Earned income -- It's just like it sounds: Compensation you receive from work, including wages, salaries, commissions, tips and self-employment endeavors. Learn more...
  • Unearned income -- Money that is not gained by work or delivery of a service or product. It's most well-known source is from investments. Learn more...
  • Tax rates/brackets -- The U.S. tax system is a progressive one, in which the greater the earnings, the higher the tax rate. Learn more...
  • See these and other tax terms
    in the perpetually updated
    Tax Glossary.

Cool tax quotes

  • The income tax has made
    more liars out of the American people than golf has.

    -- Will Rogers, humorist
  • I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is,
    I could be just as proud for half the money.
    -- Arthur Godfrey, comedian
  • Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. -- Author unknown, from a Washington Post word contest
  • "Internal Revenue Service: The world's most successful mail order business.” -- Bob Goddard, writer
  • "If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract. Teach him to deduct." -- Fran Lebowitz, writer
  • "The United States has a system of taxation by confession." -- Hugo Black, Supreme Court Justice

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Houston, we have a holiday!

Hello from the city that's home to NASA's Johnson Space Center, the Astros, mind-numbing traffic and, for a couple of days, is host to the hubby and me as we -- well, more me -- celebrate the end of tax-filing season 2007.

A perfect storm of events coincided to get us to Houston, which, according to the guest book here in the hotel, is the fourth largest U.S. city. That certainly explains the traffic.

Nlcs05_pennant_narrow There are, of course, the aforementioned Astros (National League 2005 Champs; that's the pennant there to the left), as well as a great exhibit making its only U.S. stop at the city's Museum of Fine Arts and a Cirque du Soleil performance.

All this on and just after the 4/17 tax due date was a coincidence, fate even, we couldn't ignore.

So we bought tickets to the 'Stros, the exhibit of French painters and the funky Canadian circus and hit the highway this afternoon (actually yesterday afternoon, as I notice my PC clock says it's now after 1 a.m. Wednesday morning).

The only downside has been the dreary weather. We drove through a continuous drizzle and tonight it even showered a bit.

But even that couldn't undermine the excitement of the first vacation the hubby and I have taken since we moved back to Texas. Sure, I wandered around West Texas last September and it was great fun, but that was with my cousin, sans our spouses.

And although the skies yesterday were overcast, the landscape on the drive down was spectacular. All the area's rain has produced literally fields of blue, yellow, pink, purple, white and red wildflowers. It was amazing. I'm hoping that on the way home, the weather will be better. If it is, I'll get the hubby to pull over and I'll snap some photos.

We also spotted a couple of hawks, a deer grazing along the roadside and enjoyed the views of the multiple crossings of the winding Colorado River.

And the precipitation wasn't a problem once we arrived in town, dropped off our bags and headed to the Astros' park. True to their indoor Astrodome days, the team's new venue, Minute Maid Park, has a retractable roof. Or, as was the case tonight, a closeable roof.

The Astros played the Florida Marlins, and we enjoyed the irony of moving 1,300 miles from the Sunshine State and then driving another 200 and to see our 'Stros play the South Florida team!

It was a great evening. The Astros won 6-1, in large part to a towering home run by Carlos Lee into the seats, aka the Landry Boxes, pictured below.

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And longtime 'Stro Craig Biggio (number 7 there at the plate) got two hits, moving him past Hall of Famer Frank Robinson on the all-time hit list.Biggio_at_bat

Tomorrow ... I mean later today ... it's the museum in the day, followed by Cirque that evening. I'll be back home Thursday to offer a post mortem on the 2007 filing season. Until then, I plan to enjoy myself.

And I highly recommend that everyone take some time off and celebrate however you see fit the successful filing of your 1040 (or extension!).

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