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  • July 1: You're halfway through the year. Now's the perfect time to make some midyear tax moves that could cut your 2009 IRS bill. If your life has changed significantly since the beginning of the year, adjust your withholding to more accurately reflect your new life, and tax, situation. Just give your employer a new W-4.

    July 4: Happy Independence Day! Celebrate your independence from future tax hassles. Hire a tax professional now to help get your tax life in shape while there's still plenty of time to plan.

    July 10: Does your job include tips? If so and you received $20 in tips in June, use Form 4070 to report them today to your employer.

    July 17: Are your kids at day camp while you work? You might be able to use that expense to claim the child and dependent care credit to cover some of the costs.

    July 21: It's been summer for month. How's your air conditioner holding up? If you need a new one, make sure it's energy efficient; that way on your 2009 tax return you can claim a tax credit for 30 percent of the cost, up to $1,500. Other energy-saving home improvements also qualify. Get the details at EnergyStar.gov.

    July 31: If you kids are older and working summer jobs, make sure they understand their tax responsibilities. You also can help your youngster get a nest egg head start by helping him or her open a Roth IRA with some of those summer earnings.

    Small Business Tax Calendar -- July: Important filing, deposit and record keeping dates your company needs to know.

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Tax Terms

  • Earned income -- It's just like it sounds: Compensation you receive from work, including wages, salaries, commissions, tips and self-employment endeavors. Learn more...
  • Unearned income -- Money that is not gained by work or delivery of a service or product. It's most well-known source is from investments. Learn more...
  • Tax rates/brackets -- The U.S. tax system is a progressive one, in which the greater the earnings, the higher the tax rate. Learn more...
  • See these and other tax terms
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Cool tax quotes

  • The income tax has made
    more liars out of the American people than golf has.

    -- Will Rogers, humorist
  • I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is,
    I could be just as proud for half the money.
    -- Arthur Godfrey, comedian
  • Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. -- Author unknown, from a Washington Post word contest
  • "Internal Revenue Service: The world's most successful mail order business.” -- Bob Goddard, writer
  • "If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract. Teach him to deduct." -- Fran Lebowitz, writer
  • "The United States has a system of taxation by confession." -- Hugo Black, Supreme Court Justice

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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

From tax collectors to trash collectors

Newspaper_graphic_2 My, what a busy tax morning. Tax and trash collectors, scofflaws racing against the tax man and Members of Congress just dying to change the estate taxes.

So here's all today's tax news that's fit to print online:

1. The Government Accountability Office has denied the protests filed against the IRS in connection with contracts it awarded in March to to three private debt collectors, according to Tax Analysts' Taxwire service. This now means the agency can immediately resume its controversial program to outsource overdue IRS bill collection.

That might be as far as the effort will get though, as the House included in its IRS appropriations bill a provision prohibiting, beginning Oct. 1, the agency from hiring any more private bill collectors.

2. Yet another estate tax measure was introduced this week in the U.S. House, but prospects of what now has been scaled down to partial repeal still are iffy in this Congressional session.

Representatives previously had voted for full repeal. This new proposal follows a Senate compromise (that didn't come to a vote) calling for no tax on estates of $5 million ($10 million for married couples) or less. Estates between $5 million and $25 million would be taxed at the capital gains rate (currently 15 percent); those worth more than $25 million would be taxed at 30 percent.

The changes would take effect on Jan. 1, 2010, the day that the earlier estate tax law would have totally removed the tax for just that one year.

The bill also has a provision for a new 60 percent temporary deduction for qualified timber capital gains in an effort to persuade a handful of Senate Democrats who have long wanted the tree-cutting tax break to agree to the estate tax changes.

And that produces other problems. The timber provision adds another $5 billion to the estate tax modification costs. Joint Committee on Taxation number crunchers estimate the the total 10-year cost of the House estate-slash-timber (sorry, couldn't resist) bill will be $280 billion. That just might be too big of a budget pill for deficit watching members to swallow.

3. Gene Haas, owner of Oxnard, Calif.-based Haas Automation and NASCAR's Haas CNC Racing (Jeff Green's #66 Nextel Cup car and Johnny Sauter's #00 in the Busch series), is  speeding toward tax trouble. The Associated Press reports that Haas has been arrested for investigation of conspiracy, filing false tax returns and witness intimidation.

The U.S. Attorney's Office alleges that Haas orchestrated a plan to list $50 million in bogus expenses that could be written off as business costs and save the company $20 million in taxes. He's in jail in LA without bail.

4. I've added a poll (upper left of the page) to find out whether Don't Mess With Taxes readers are going to take all their vacation time, an issue touched on in Hot fun in the summertime. Remember: If you're one of those who can't quite leave it all behind while on holiday, you can still check in anytime, anywhere, via any Internet connection to the ol' tax blog! Not that I'm recommending that. I'm just saying.

5. And finally, Austin advertising copywriters who created and now manage the state's anti-littering campaign, are working to push the Texas Department of Transportation catch phrase to the top of Advertising Week's third annual favorite slogan contest.

Why do I care? Well, I'm a Texan and the slogan is "Don't Mess with Texas."

Many, many people trash talk or want to literally trash the tax code, but as I explained in introducing Don't Mess With Taxes, I subscribe to the other interpretations of the "don't mess with" warning.

The anti-littering slogan wasn't an immediate hit with state officials. The phrase's creator told the Austin American-Statesman that when he pitched it in 1985, one person asked that it be changed to "Please, don't mess with Texas."

I hope someone down at Congress Avenue and 11th Street pulled that faux Texan's residency card!

You can help the effort, even if you aren't a Texan but don't want to mess with us, by voting for "Don't Mess with Texas" at this Web page. Please.

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